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My first rhyming sex poem

I dreamt I fucked Helen Mirren last night,
And a jolly good fuck was she,
The clock had been wound back a good few years,
So she wasn’t much older than me,
I dreamt I fucked Helen Mirren last night,
In her films she didn’t mind showing the lot,
I dreamt I fucked Helen Mirren last night,
My hands all over those curves that time forgot.

















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I have previously been published in the following UK and international magazines: Rollingstone, Revolver, Loaded, Kerrang!, Metal Hammer, The Metro newspaper, Got a question answered in Dr Ozzy book, a regular in the profanisaurus pages of Viz and his poetry has also been read on the radio.